MGM Resorts has built a Sports Arena on the Las Vegas Strip – but …. ummm, let’s see … it seems that the corporate dunderheads who run that company kinda forgot something – seems they left out an important part of that plan. Now … what could that be?

Oh yeah – Parking!

I can just see the thinking in the Board Room.

Great plan there, Boss!

So say the legions of brown-nosed executives as they wallow at the feet of Jim Murren, licking his boots to a pristine shine.

And don’t worry about that parking thing! We’ll think of something.

But what?

Oh, yeah … we got it!

Let’s stick it to the Customers!

Yes, that’s it! Let’s flood the parking garages with people who DON’T gamble, so that all the people that DO gamble will now have to pay to park there – and so pay for the privilege of losing money in our casinos!

Perfect!